lickypickystickyme:

My knitted boyfriend.
O_O

‘my knitted boyfriend’ provides you with a man to kiss, cuddle, caress, hug; to share those special moments with… 

he will sit with you on the floor, at the dinner table, lie with you in bed, giving you a soft, warm embrace when needed.
his favourite thing to do is comfort you, so that you will never feel alone.
he is also very flexible and can be the way you want him to be, whether it’s with glasses or a moustache—whatever you prefer.
this soft, snuggly guy is noortje de keijzer’s substitute to a ‘real-man’, genuine in his own endearing ways.